You are such a hoot! I love your stuff! the update is, one day I was scrolling through the list of pubs that I had been approved to write for and there it was! "The" publication had listed me as a writer. I don't know when it appeared because I had long given up. so I submitted a story and meh, it did ok.But no better than when I submit to my more personable pubs! Happy Writing dude!