Ok here's a good one. I'll write about it later. My husband and I were in Savannah... they have free ferries on River Street... first we went to ferry after we got off another boat tour and the ferry took off without us. I know he saw us. So we waited 30 minutes.. walked up to the ferry landing and the young attendent yells at me.. hurry up.. we're behind schedule! can you believe that? so without thought, I yell back, I'm old ... how fast do you think I can run? Today I reported him! So yes, I've pulled the old card. Had I not been old, I would have pulled the pissed off bitchy lady card.